Which Planet Would Get the Most Astrology Memes? – The Times of India

Astrology memes have taken over timelines, exposing every planet for its cosmic crimes. But which planet gets the most roast-worthy content? Let’s rank them based on meme potential.

1. Mercury – The Internet’s Favourite Punching Bag

The second Mercury retrograde hits, the Wi-Fi lags, texts get left on read, and every horoscope account starts screaming. Mercury doesn’t even get a chance to explain before memes blame it for everything from typos to existential crises.

2. Saturn – The Strict Parent Nobody Asked For

Every meme paints Saturn as the ultimate villain of

adulting

. Bills, responsibilities, and zero fun? Classic Saturn return. It’s basically the “I’m not mad, just disappointed” dad who forces people to grow up while everyone begs for a redo.

3. Pluto – The Drama Queen Who Refuses to Leave

Despite getting demoted, Pluto still dominates astrology memes. It’s the toxic ex who got kicked out but somehow still controls the vibe. Everyone fears “Pluto transits” because it means deep transformations… which is just astrology’s way of saying, “Good luck, buddy.”

4. Mars – The Ultimate Rage Machine

Mars memes? Just pure aggression. Road rage, gym addiction, irrational fights over pineapple pizza—if something involves sudden outbursts, Mars is definitely involved. The planet doesn’t just want war; it

is

war.

5. Venus – The Material Girl™

Venus memes are all about dating, shopping, and questioning financial decisions. It’s the planet that says, “Self-care is buying things that aren’t necessary,” then cries over the bank balance later.

6. Uranus – The Chaotic Genius

Uranus memes are as weird as its name. This planet wakes up every morning and chooses rebellion. No one fully understands what’s going on during a Uranus passesbut everyone agrees it’s a ride.

7. Jupiter – The Guy Who Never Shuts Up

Jupiter memes revolve around over-promising and under-delivering. It’s the “This is my year” person who starts 15 side hustles but finishes none. Jupiter energy is basically saying yes to everything, then realizing sleep exists.

Winner: Mercury.

Because let’s be real—when life goes wrong, Mercury retrograde always gets the blame.