Bengaluru Woman Lists 15 Reasons Why You Should Be Her New Flatmate: ‘Cooler Than Your Ex’ – News18

Last Updated:December 17, 2024, 4:17 PM IST

A Bengaluru woman’s 15-point fun and convincing post for a new flatmate for her fully furnished 3BHK apartment in HSR Layout is viral.

A Bengaluru woman, who has been searching for a third flatmate for a fully-furnished 3BHK apartment in HSR Layout for over a month, has shared a witty 15-point pitch to attract potential flatmates. Nimisha Chanda, along with her current flatmate Agrima Dwivedi, both from a marketing background, humorously claim they are “cooler than anyone’s ex”.

“Join us in our 3BHK in HSR (near 27th main road), I promise we are cooler than your ex. We have been looking for a female flatmate who wants to join our fully furnished, 3BHK flat in HSR, for the last 1 month, but we haven’t found any yet,” wrote Chanda while listing 15 fun and convincing reasons.

Since both Chanda and Dwivedi come from marketing background, she assured that the new flatmate would “never run out of startup gossip, creative ideas, and unsolicited aesthetic advice”, adding, “Free brainstorming sessions and resources are included!”

Chanda assured potential flatmates they wouldn’t be judged, even if their “chair doubles as a wardrobe”.

She also shared the duo’s eclectic taste in music: “We vibe to playlists with no genre loyalty – Hip-hop, ghazals, and EDM in one sitting? Absolutely.”

For those who love reading books, Chanda revealed that their home has plenty of books available for borrowing. She also noted that the two often cook together, go out, and have fun. “A free subscription comes if you decide to join us,” she joked, adding, “Agrima knows all my stories, and I know all her friends.”

Though parties at their place are rare, Chanda promised a great time if they do host, even for non-drinkers like her.

The pitch also included the promise of “free rant and yap” sessions. “I love to talk to someone after coming home. Bonus if we can sit over the kitchen slab, talk about life, work, crushes, and enjoy together,” she shared.

Chanda sweetened the deal further by offering to share clothes and accessories for nights out. “Need clothes or earrings for a night out? Go ahead, borrow away! We won’t mind. Both of us don’t do much makeup, but if I ever need help with that perfect eyeliner, I might knock on your door with a distress call. No worries if you’re clueless too — we’ll wing it together.”

She concluded her long post with the words, “Both of us like to keep the house clean, not very tidy but it means we ‘don’t invite cockroaches to the party’ – Basic hygiene, not military cleanliness… But we would love to have fun and hangout together. And, if you have a cat or kittens, you are on top of the list because Agrima loves them.”

The woman’s out of the box pitch went viral on social media and garnered numerous reactions on social media. “I would have happily signed up if I didn’t promise to move in elsewhere recently,” expressed an individual.

Another added, “Loved the post! Hope you find a roommate too!”

“Smiling while reading the whole post,” expressed a third.